Is this how you do the seduction?

Is this how you do the seduction?


another day warding off evil with my powers…


on my way to steal yo gurl….if you’re okay with it that is…I mean..um…yeah


Just a snippit of what generally happens when I attempt social interaction


Outfit of the day, vogue still hasn’t answered any of my emails :/

Outfit of the day, vogue still hasn’t answered any of my emails :/


I tried helping an old lady across the street today… Still trying to rinse the mace out of my eyes


Photobombing is probably the closest ill ever come to getting my picture taken with someone

Photobombing is probably the closest ill ever come to getting my picture taken with someone


Awko-selfie

Awko-selfie


uhh..so…uh..i-i…yeah, hello… 

so…..I’m just kind of…the awko taco..yeah

sorry